I often have issues with inspiration.
It’s easier to work with others so that not only your ideas have people to bouce off, but the ideas being thrown about can outright inspire yet more ideas. This tends to be why I zone out to various image aggregating/storing websites, sometimes something jumps out at me and I think, “Yep, that’s inspiration.”
Well, I saw this image:

So I’m going to have a bit of fun and Give stats for these abominations of war for D&D 5e.
(I could be convinced to do the same for other games but I did it in 5e because it was popular back in the day.)

Canadian Hockey Club
Modified from a winter game-stick to be a useful peasant’s weapon, the “blade” of the Canadian Hockey Club has been reinforced with metal plates to help it survive rough handling without breakage.
Damage: 1d6 Bludgeoning Weight: 5 lb
Qualities: Reach, Range (40/80), Two Handed

Canadian Modified Hockey Axe
The addition of a riveted axe blade turned the childhood item of play into an effective halberd for any militia solider without compromising it’s use as a launcher of missiles. This was an evolution of the Canadian hockey club making it more effective as a weapon.
Damage: 1d10 Slashing or 1d6 Bludgeoning Weight: 9 lb
Qualities: Complex, Heavy, Reach, Range (40/80), Two Handed

Canadian Regular Hockey Blade
First design implemented globally across commonwealth military, the false edge implemented along the bottom of the blade maintained it’s use as a ranged weapon while the sharp edge at the tip and along the inside allowed devastating wounds against opponents with the benefit of reach and prescision.
Damage: 1d8 Slashing/Bludgeoning Weight: 6 lb
Qualities: Finesse, Range (40/80), Reach, Variable(Bludgeoning), Two Handed

Canadian Hybrid War Pike
Despite fearsome appearance the Canadian Hybrid War Pike was never implemented outside of it’s use in ceremonial parade. While effective as a pike the primary advantage of the weapon in both Melee and ranged engagement never saw it’s use except as an emergency weapon. Described as “too hard to clean afterwards” and “useless in woodland skirmishing” by those familiar with the engagement methods.
Damage: 1d8 Slashing or 1d6 Piercing Weight: 8 lb
Qualities: Finesse, Reach, Two Handed

Canadian Double Bladed Scythe
Favored by Canadian shock troops and similar elite units the Canadian Double Bladed Scythe is an example of the Canadian dry gallows humour. Named because of it’s cutting edge as well as a hockey stick’s still functional “blade,” this weapon is unwieldy in untrained hands but experts have learned to maximize this scythe’s weight to brutal effectiveness in each strike. Astonishly, those same experts are still able to launch a puck with nigh equivelent accuracy.
Damage: 2d6 Slashing or 1d8 bludgeoning Weight: 10 lb
Qualities: Brutal, Complex, Exotic, Heavy, Reach, Range (30/60), Two Handed, Unwieldy (Str 16, Dex 14)

Ammunition
The Puck
Made originally from a combination of Leather, rope, sinew, and now commonly rubber, the puck has not terribly evolved from it’s origins as a ball on the ice. However due to it’s construction and the necessity of the material elasticity the puck has remained a weighty and dangerous projectile.
Damage: 1d6. Bashing.
Qualities: Ricochet

The Berry-Shot Puck
An independent evolution to grapeshot, the Berry-shot puck was constructed to break apart after launch to maximize the probability of hitting small game birds and small game. Popular due to it’s opportunistic design, it’s also a favorite of ex-military poachers.
Damage: 1d6 Bashing.
Qualities: Hunting (small game & birds).

The Bodkin Puck
Unlike it’s cylindrical cousins the bodkin puck is a cube of metal made with very angular points. Capable of piercing heavier armor this deadly ammunition made the Canadian feared by Heavy Troops and Cavalry.
Damage: 1d6. Piercing
Qualities: Armor-Piercing

The Flechette Puck
Essentially a barbed caltrop enveloped in a fragile ball of resin. The resin breaks on contact with a target allowing the barbs to sink into flesh. Though especially grizzly, these weapons became effective means of wounding troops to take alive.
Damage: 1d6 Slashing.
Special Qualities: Barbed(1d4)

The Puck-de-Corbin
Named not after a Corvid’s beak but after a Corvid’s reputation on the battle field, these pucks were designed to maximize their range without sacrificing their ability to deliver a hit or ricochet off of a nearby target. An early application of the airfoil to maximize distance while maintaining effective force.
Damage: 1d6. Qualities: Ricochet, Sail

Qualities:
Armor-Piercing – Damage from ammunition against Heavy Armor gains advantage on hit.
Barbed – Ammunition is designed to stick inside the target, removing the ammunition without a DC 20 Heal Check with a healer’s kit or equivalent tools causes listed damage.
Complex – The weapon has more than one source of damage, the wielder chooses which damage to apply when used in an attack.
Hunting – the weapon is designed to hunt certain game more effectively, attack and damage is given advantage against the specific kind of target (or approximate equivalent).
Ricochet – Exceeding target AC by more than 5 allows the wielder to strike another target within 10ft of the last target, but damage from a ricochet is disadvantaged on the roll.
Sail – Ammunition increases the normal range of the weapon when used.
Unwieldy – Due to construction or complexity this weapon has a stat requirement to use with proficiency, the character must have the stat to use the weapon with proficiency.
Variable – Designed to do more than one type of damage, will list the secondary type.